YOU MUST MOVE YOUR BODY

WE ARE DOING OUR LAST TWO SHOWS THIS WEEKEND.
ALL STOCKHOLM AND PARIS FAMILY MUST COME OUT
AND SHAKE THEIR LAFFY TAFFY AND TING!!

WORD FROM THE SUN: PUSSY WHIP

**Mr. Lawal Abdulazeez tells you that he thought he would miss his mum after marriage but he has since realized it wasn’t true as to him, as his wife is like a mother. Their meeting was pre-destined; they met, fell in love and to the glory of God are married today. They share everything equally and prefer to be called Mr and Mrs. Lawal Jamilat, a combination of both their first names.**

ROYAL RUMBLE 27: THEOPHILUS LONDON

SPOEK IS A SCEPTICAL SCHITT. AND FOR THAT HE WILL GET KICKED IN THE HEAD

THE KID IS GOOD...AND DOWN WITH MACHINE DRUM.
THAT CRAZY COUZINS COVERS IS BONGOS AND BANANAZ

DOWNLOAD THE MIXTAPE:
http://www.zshare.net/download/54566314434972bf

BERLIN BOMBERS

PLAYED DOPEST FESTIVAL IN BELRIN LAST NIGHT, CLUB TRANSMEDIALE (WHICH I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD SHOULD BE TYPED IN LOWER CASE LETTERS, BUT I'M A REBEL RIGHT)...WE PLAYED WITH RADIOCLIT, MUJAVA, FILASTINE, GHISLAIN POIRIER AND MAGA BO...NIGHT CALLED FUNK MUNDIAL.

I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO MEET MUJAVA...PRETORIA HOUSE BADMAN. BEFORE I LEFT FOR TOUR I WAS LISTENING TO HIS ALBUM QUITE ALOT, SO I HAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS. HIS DJ SET STARTED OFF HYPER CHEESEY EURODANCE AND HOUSEY...THEN HE WARMED INTO THE SCHITT THAT WE ALLLLLLLLLLL CAME TO SEE AND HEAR. THAT TOWNSHIP WARDRUM...HE PLAYED SOME BIG TUNES. PLAYED HIS OWN HIT LIKE 3 TIMES THRU THE SET...THEN I MET HIM AND HE WAS A BIT OF A DICK...BUT WHAT WAS ESPECIALLY FUNNY WAS THAT THROUGH HIS SET AND EVERYTHING HE HAD A HANDLER/BUTLER/MANAGER...A COMMUNICATION INTERFACE, BODYGUARD AND DJ ADVISOR...SOMEONE TO STAND BEHIND HIM AND HOLD HIS HOODY WHILES HE PLAYED. ATTERIDGEVILLE HOUSE DIVA??

OUR SET WAS BIG. WE BLEW EVERYTHING UP. WE PLAYED AT FOUR BUT MANAGED TO MAKE IT THE HYPE OF THE NIGHT.

VILLA TONITE WITH JAKE THE RAPPER AND YEAHFOOL!

THUGLIFE
KOOL DISKO OKAPI

MANNY Z DANCE HOUR

MANNY Z - BASEMENT BLACK VOL 5



THIS IS A FLY AS FUCK CHICAGO/ACID HOUSE MIX FROM THE HEAD HONCHO MANNY Z, OVER AT OUR LABEL CITINITE
(WHO WILL BE DROPPING OUR *I'M THAT ALLEY* SINGLE AND *187 EP*). AS HE IS A TAD SATANISTIC AND SADISTIC, HE HAS NOT PUT UP A TRACKLISTING...BUT THIS IS BY FAR THE TASTIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG WHILE AND THE TRACKS ARE WORTH THE HUNTING.

TRANSMEDIALE, VILLA + BOOTYCALL... HYPE OUT!!

BERLIN!! PARIS!!

TOURING OUTTA CONTROL

WE IN BERIN THIS WEEKEND FOR club transmediale FESTIVAL AND VILLA!!



WE'LL BE IN PARIS NEXT WEEK WITH THE BOOTY CALL CREW, GTO (CEREBRAL VORTEX AND RAZIEK) AND DETROIT GRAND PUBAHS!! HYPE TING DOT COM!!!!!!!!!! MEGA EXCITED!!

DJ SNYMAN MIX - H.I.V.I.P 2

DJ SNYMAN - H.I.V.I.P MIX


DOWNLOAD THIS NASTY MIX FROM MY MAIN HOMEBOY BIG SPACE AKA DJ SNYMAN, THE OTHER HALF OF THE INFAMOUS JOHANNESBURG H.I.V.I.P GANG!! ZOMBO, TWALATSA, KGALIMELA LINYATSO!! HE PROMISED ME ON THE FONE YESTERDAY THAT'D IT'D MAKE ME *JELOUS WITH ENVY*...I AM GREEN.

HE SAYS:


Greetings, strictly for the very important people who got burned.

This my first house mix….this effort is very much influenced by the Hutus and Tutsi’s and my big brother Charles Taylor, or Chucky T as he likes to be called by his close friends and family.

It is was In the summer of 200and something when me and Chucky took a trip to Aiya Napa and got really bored so we took his private jet adorned with gold encrusted limbs of various 12 year old boys to the sunny shores of Durban, South Africa. While we were in Durban we tag teamed some Zulu girls on a rickshaw and Chucky busted a nut on the driver’s neck. What a riot!

We then had some ice cream.

I got too much tanning done and I ended up with some sun stroke and got holed up in The Marriot hotel while Chucky was chasing Indian hookers. The stroke gave me a lot of time o I made this mix after much urging on from Spoek Mathambo who was in Italy getting his back shaved; he said to me that “Europeans love to see Africans sweat”.

Enjoy

Big Space/ DJ Snyman


OTHER MIXES IN THE SERIES

SPOEK MATHAMBO - H.I.V.I.P DEZEMBA LIAZONZ MIX
SPOEK MATHAMBO - NOMBOLO1! AKULALWA! MIX!
DJ MASTERCASH - AYOBANESS MIX

B-MORE CITY

SNOOP AND CHRIS ARE MY FAVORITE THUGS! THEY RE IN BALTIMORE HUNTING PUSHERS FROM NY, AND THEY HAVE AN INTERESTING WAY OF CATCHING THEM...."SHAKE IT, JIGGLE IT, WHO WROTE THAT SONG?"....SNOOP IS THE MEANEST LITTLE GIRL YOU HAVE EVER SEEN...WATCH THIS SHIT:

WE CAN GO DUTCH

THIS IS FROM OUR WEEKEND IN HOLLAND...WE PLAYED THE RAUW PARTIES IN AMSTERDAM (MELKWEG) AND UTRECHT (TIVOLI)

AZANIAN DISCO 3000

GAZELLE UKWATILE!!




Taxijam Presents Gazelle from Andrew Jamieson on Vimeo.

FABRIC PAATIE

INDESTRUCTABLE STREET BEAT

THIS IS THE COVER OF AN OLD COMPILATION I JUST GOT...WILL SHARE THE GEMS. LOVE THE STYLE!


DJ CLEO - NISHO NJALO

THIS SONG IS OFF CLEO'S NEWEST EDITION OF THE ES'KHALENI SERIES. IT'S SO ESPECIALLY INCREDIBLE BECAUSE IT REPS THE OLD SOUND AND ENERGY OF KWAITO WITH ALL THE NEW TECHIER FLAVOURS OF TOWNSHIPS HOUSE...PLUS 'NUFF CRAZY ABSURD FUNNY LYRIC!!

WINTER WARS

MR PAATIE AKA 'SUGAR NITE MATHAMBO' IS BACK IN EUROPE, WHICH I KIND OF WAS DREADING BECAUSE IT MEANT LEAVING THE BEST SUMMER IN THE WORLD...BUT SO FAR IT'S BEEN SUPER FUN. WE PLAYED TWO SHOWS I HOLLAND, AMSTERDAM AND UTRECHT...JOOST VAN BALLEN'S 25 YEAR DJING PARTY WITH STEED LORD, MR WIXS, JOOST AND WANNA BE A STAR.

WHEN NOT POGOING IN THE CLUB I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOTEL WITH THIS TUNE ON REPEAT. SMOKING AND THINKING ABOUT BEING JAMES EARL JONES IN CONAN THE BARBARIAN.


DJ CLOCK - AFRICANISM

THIS IS OFF THE RELEASE 'THE FIRST TICK', THAT DJ CLOCK JUST PUT OUT ON SOUL CANDY RECORDS. IT IS A MOSTEROUS AND SHOULD BE COPPED, IF ONLY FOR 'MAHAMBA YEDWA' AND THIS ONE.

MONEY MAKER ON THE OTHER HAND IS SOMETHING TO THROW MONEY AWAY TO

H.I.V.I.P MIX

SPOEK MATHAMBO - H.I.V.I.P DEZEMBA LIAZONZ MIX

A LIKKLE MIX TO MAKE SURE THIS CRAZY SUMMER IS NEVER FORGOTTEN...WAS TOO WILD AND TOO THOROUGH TO BE FORGOTTEN!! THIS IS FOR THE DECEMBER POSSE...THE WHISTLE BLOW POSSE...STRIPCLUB POSSE...XMAS DEVIANTS CREW...BIG SPACE, DURBAN GANGSTERS, TSHEPO, SJAMBOK, KOOLURK, IRONMAN, Z, MASTERCASH, SI (BANANANA), ZM...DIE BRASSE!!

SPECIAL SHOUTS TO TERENCE TPAIN MICROPHONE VS ICECREAM FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO LOVE!!

TRACKLIST

CABARET VOLTAIRE – DECAY
BIG NUZ - SIDELELE (SPOEK MATHAMBO 'BELL HOP' REFIX )
BIG NUZ - IZINJA
GEENEUS – INTO THE FUTURE
BUBZIN - DURBAN FUNK
BUJO MUJO - KHOLOI
?? - ANGICENGI
CNDO FEAT. BIG NUZ - SEDUCER
GEENEUS – NIGHT REMIX
DJ SKHOKHO - 04
DJ BONGS - BANGA
GEENEUS – YELLOWTAIL (SPOEK MATHAMBO 'MONATE FELA' REFIX)
?? – NO STRINGS ATTACHED
CNDO - TERMINATOR
CABARET VOLTAIRE – VIBRATIONS
RISQUE RYTHUM TEAM – THE JACKING ZONE
DJ SKHOKHO – 08 (SPOEK MATHAMBO 'AIDS IN THE HOSTEL' REFIX)

SWEAT.X TOUR: AMSTERDAM WEENEND!

PLAYING TWO SHOWS IN HOLLAND (MARKUS' MOTHERLAND) THIS WEEKEND! PARTYING WITH STEEDLORD,WANNA BE A STAR AND JOOST VAN BALEN's 25th year djing special set...HOLLER!

WE PLAYING AMSTERDAM AND UTRECHT

OKAPI'S CHOICE : DJ SKHOKHO

DJ SKHOKHO GETS 1ST PRIZE FOR THIS COVER.
SKELETONS DOING THE MACARENA AROUND A FAT
KID WITH THE THUMBS UP!

AND FOR BUCKING BANGERS IN THE WEIRDEST STYLE OF GHETTOHOUSE!
FROM NELSON MANDELA PARK TO AYAI NAPA

DJ SKHOKHO - 04

THIS ONE SHOULD BE CALLED EXCALIBUR

A GOOD JACKING JUMPER FROM THE EASTERN CAPE

I AM DELICATELY LAYING FINIISHING TOUCHES ON THE H.I.V.I.P MIX...
IT'S TO MAKE SURE THIS FESTIVE MZANSI SUMMER NEVER ENDS
(EVEN WHEN I'M IN FUCKING COLD ASS EUROPE)!!

YOUR LOVING FRIEND
KOOL DISKO OKAPI

< / 2008 >

SO NICE TO DO A VERY CURRENT 2008 REVIEW...FORGETTING ALL THE BULLSHIT AND HYPE THAT WAS 2008 AND JUST GOING DOWN TO THE MEAT AND BONES OF WHAT I LOVED COMING OUT THE MESS OF NEON AND SNAP! THE MOOD IS THE ANTETHISIS OF RETROSPECT...I'M LOOKING AT NOW AND FORWARD...HOUSE MUSIC WON...I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, BUT THE YEAR IS DEAD AND SOUTH AFRICAN HOUSE AND KWAITO IS REALLY DESTROYING MY STEREO AND CREDIBILITY AROUND THE YARD WITH MY GRAND MAMA.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR / ACT OF THE YEAR

Big Nuz - 2nd Round Knockout







DJ CNDO's latest album has to get a mention...slaughter from start to finish!

SONGS OF THE YEAR

Terminator
Big Nuz - Izinja
Big Nuz - Seducer
Big Nuz - Money Maker

DJS OF THE YEAR

1) MASTERCASH
2) BERNADO AND CHRIS THAT DO *KATAPULT* IN AMSTERDAM.
3) MR WIX THAT DOES *DIRTY DIRTY* IN AMSTERDAM.

FAVOURITE LIVE ACTS

1)OTTO VON SCHIRACH
2) L'VOVO DERANGO

CLUB OF THE YEAR
LA REFERANCE, LONG STREET , CAPE TOWN

BEST PARTIES

1) This year was thee party year...but Markus' *Get Up EP* launch for some reason stands out in my mind...it was african soap opera style dramatics...i hosted...and Markus was getting everybody in the bar fucked up on his cheap booze doing the rounds. Vossie die Vis played...so did Simon and Malcom. I hosted. Girls were angry and crazy.

BEST TV SHOWS I SAW

1) EMZINI WEZINSIZWA
2) THE WIRE
2) SEINFELD
3) TWIN PEAKS

BEST FILMS

1) VILLAGE DESTROYERS
2) KARASHIKA : QUEEN OF HELL

BEST SNACKS

MIX MAX COCONUT!



MIX MAX...god damn, i almost lost my mind on these little treats!
Special shouts to Marius, Chris and Cecile for putting me onto this!!
I spent the first half of the year in Battersea alleyways chasing empty packs...ReUp!! I found the special corner store connect in Sweden.


BEST OLD SCHOOL FINDS OF 2008

TIE BETWEEN

V/A - BUBBLEGUM CELLEBRATION
AND
CABERET VOLTAIRE - BODY AND SOUL



SEEMINGLY THE MOST *SWEET VALLEY HIGH* CATEGORY...
BUT REALLY JUST A SNEAKY SHOUT OUT ROLL
(AND A HEALTHY REMINER OF PEOPLE I HAVE TO STICK AROUND NEXT YEAR)!!
BFFS 2008

TERENCE TPAIN TREX ICECREAM VS MICROPHONE
Grandma
Ana
Pop Dukes & Mom Dukes
Montle
Tshepo + Malu + Tebo
Markus
Simon
RemixAlone
Djedjotronic
Wanna Be A Superstar
Zulu On My Stereo
ZDS
Jo
Yadz
Kemi
Stereo Heroes
The Bulgarian
Booty Call Crew
Riot Kid
10G
Gazelle
Daniel
Manny Z & Citinite
XRabit
DMGs
Giovanni Marks & Briefcase Rockers
Juan Huevos
Cerebral Vortex
Cadence Weapon
White Girl Lust
Maria/Decida
Donzelle

DIRTY AND HARD SOON COME!!

EXCITED! THE NEW DJEDJOTRONIC RECORD I FEATURE ON (RAPPING ON DIRTY AND HARD & HORROR CLUB) IS DROPPING ON BOYS NOIZE RECORDS IN A MINUTE. COP IT!!!! COP!! COP!! COP!!

YOU CAN CHECK THE OG VERSION AND SOME BOOTLEGS ON MY MYSPACE.

Tracklist:

A1 DIRTY AND HARD
A2 DIRTY AND HARD (BOYS NOIZE DANCE IF UR AN IDIOT MIX)
B1 HORROR KLUB
B2 GUM ATTACK
Digital Exlusive: DIRTY AND HARD (CONGOROCK REMIX)

NOTES FROM SPICE ISLAND
SPOEK

I LOVE DEM HO'S

SO MANY DAYS OF MONTY PYTHON VIDEOS GROWING UP!!
SHOUT OUT UNCLE RICH...HAD TO STEAL 'EM OUT HIS
SECRET VIDEO STASH.



AEMON...STUCK ON STUPID!

AYOBANESS!! AKULALWA!! MIXES!!

NOMBOLO1! AKULALWA! MIX! - SMASHED & SPLICED TOGETHER BY SPOEK MATHAMBO

IN MANY WAYS IT IS A GUTTER MIX. I HAVE SHIED AWAY FROM “THE MAN’S” FANCY TRICK & TOOLS AND HAVE CHOSEN INSTEAD TO STITCH THE SONGS TOGETHER WITH NOTHING BUT A MACHETE, A XMAS HAM AND SOME WATERMELON. BUSH SKILLS!! EXPECT ALOTTA SOUTH AFRICAN HOUSE, KWAITO & TECHNO WITH A TITCH OF FUNKY WHERE IT MATTERS.

tracklist

Sjambok Intro
DJ Clock – ??
DJ Mbuzo - Take It Back
Unknown
Vetkoek vs Mahuta - ??
Leif – Timbs
Crookers – Il Bruto
Sammy Sanchez - ??
DJ Spin - Universal Station
DJ Fuck - Bitch!
Big Nuzz – Umahamba Yedwa
DJ Dikota – Jwala
Unknown
SJ Spin – Gumba Fire
DJ Fuck – Chisa
DJ Cleo – Nisho Njalo
DJ Fuck - Chappies
DJ Skhokho - Lezandla
Mdu – Sangena
DJ Dikota – Wewe
DJ Walker+Senyaka - Outro

JIVE JOU BLIKSEM!!
SPOEK



DJ MASTERCASH - AYOBANESS MIX

THIS IS A LA REFERNACE PROMO MIX BY MASTERCASH. MASTER CASH IS MY FAVOURITE DJ IN CAPE TOWN, WHO RUNS MY FAVOURITE CLUB LA REFERANCE. HE IS TOTALLY THAT GUY THAT MAKES ME WANNA BE A DJ. HIS CLUB IS THE JOINT! EQUAL PARTS COMEDY AND GRIME, GHETTO GLAM AND GORE. THE GALAXIES PAINTED ON THE WALLS. POSTERS OF TUPAC, JOHN SENA AND MANDELA STAND SIDE BY SIDE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THERE'S A HUGE MIRROR ON THE DANCEFLOORN FOR YOU TO DANCE INTO. BOYS, WATCH YOUR GIRL DOESN'T GET SNATCHED UP BY THAT SUAVE NIGERIAN WITH THE SILVER TIP JOHN DRAKES. GIRLS, WATCH YOUR MAN DOESN'T MARRY THAT BIG BOW LEGGED FREAK IN THE PINK PROM DRESS.

I LOVE IT THERE.
HERE ARE SOME GOOD NIGHTS OUT.

WENDY CHARLIE, OKAPI, KARATE MAKENA AND IONAYO!


WENDY CHARLIE AND OKAPI MARABISTO!!


DJ FUCK AND MARABISTO THE MATHAMBO!!