TALKING DIRTY

there's a lil Alan Partridge in there somewhere...

I ll F*** YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME

Ill slap Mike down, any time any place anywhere....nah... probably not...
I dedicate this post to frontal lobe damage

ANOTHER WET WEEKEND....AMSTERDAM, MUNICH, LEIPZIG JULLE KAN NIE HOM VANG NIE

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KNUCKLES

I GUESS THIS IS A KIND OF CELEBRATORY POST...MID TOUR...ENJOY YOURSELVES BITCHES!!!

WE JUST GOT THROUGH SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT

MARKUS AND I HAD TO PLAY GOOD COP BAD COP IN FRANCE LAST WEEK TO SQUEEZE SOME MONEYS OUT OUTTA SOME PUNK PROMOTERS...AND I QUOTE, "IN SOUTH AFRICA WE HAVE A SAYING...PAY WHAT YOU OWE!!".

I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS POST TO ALL THE HATIN' ASS HATERS AND PSEUDO FEMINIST HOE FOOLS WHO WANNA STEP UP TO ME IN THE CLUB TALKING ALL KINDS OF SMACK LIKE, "PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY!"...GET OFF THE DICK!!
i WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS POST TO MARKUS FOR BEING AN ILL MIAMI VICE KINDA DUDE....READY TO SCRAP IN FRENCH!!

A LITTLE LATE A LITTLE SLOW

WE HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY SCHITTY AT TAKING PICTURES AND MAKING VIDEOS THIS TRIP...THE ONES WE HAVE TAKEN, MARKUS HAS DELETED FOR FEAR OF LOSING HIS BABY BABY IN THE NEVER ENDING SCANDAL WARS. SO HERE ARE THE PG 13 PICS AND VIDEOS FROM THE FIRST TWO AND BEST WEEKENDS OF THE 187 TOUR...FABRIC, AMSTERDAM, VIENNA

FABRIC VIDEO 1

FABRIC VIDEO 2

FABRIC VIDEO 2

LAN LORD AND MATHAMBO MAN OUTSIDE THE ICKE MICKE VENUE...THE PLANETERIUM IN VIENNA...A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE THE SHOW, OUR AGENT DANIEL HAD WARNED US ABOUT THE BITE OF THE WHIZNEY WIZARD AND PROFESSIONALISM...I WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO DOUBT DANIEL'S WISDOM AND OVERINDULGED...I LEARNT MY LESSON THAT NIGHT.



VALTIFEST PIMPIN!!

ROYAL RUMBLE 9: JUAN HUEVOS

MARKUS AND I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH JUAN HUEVOS...ACCLAIMED NORTH CAROLINA BARE KNUCKLE BRAWLER, BRIEFCASE ROCKER AND KING OF THE CREVVY CREV...COOLEST DUDE ON EARTH...DOING ALOTTA THANGS!!

GITTINGS HOTT - JUAN HUEVOS

ONE PONY UNICORN - JUAN HUEVOS

CRYPTOZOOLOGY BITCH! GET FAMILIAR!!

I FIRST HEARD TALK ABOUT THE GIANT PREHISTORIC BEASTS SUPPOSEDLY LIVING DEEP IN THE CONGO FROM THIS VICE VBS VIDEO...BIG SNAKES AND DINOSAURS...GO CHECK THE WHOLE THING...AND READ THE ACCOMPANYING ARTICLE.



SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN MORE AND MORE INTERESTED IN CRYPTOZOOLOGY...MYSTERIOUS BEASTS!!

RAP, BOUNCE AND EAT LIKE A SISSY

TODAY I READ THE HEADLINE, "MR GAY UK WINNER KILLS AND EATS LOVER"...I THEN WENT ON TO READ ABOUT HOW HE SEASONED HIS EX WITH FRESH HERBS BEFORE FRYING HIS FLESH IN OLIVE OIL AND EATING HIM...SUPPOSEDLY HE WAS A CHEF OF SOME KIND...

HAPPY DAYS.

WHAT BETTER WAY TO STAY CHIPPER THAN SOME BOUNCE....SOME OF THE N'AWLINS BOUNCE!!

DOWNLOAD THIS IS INSANE MIX THAT DRE SKULL DID OF SISSY BOUNCE JAMS FROM NEW ORLEANS...DOWNLOAD, SISSY, BOUNCE!!.

Sissy Bounce Tracklisting
01 Dre Skull Intro
02 Big Freedia "Ahan Oh Yeah" (Money Rules Entertainment)
03 Katey Red & Big Freedia "They Ready" (White Label)
04 Katey Red "Melpomene Block Party" (Take Fo Records)
05 Sissy Nobby "Break It Down" (Hood Status)
06 Big Freedia "Dribble" (White Label)
07 Sissy Nobby "Snake" (Hood Status)
08 Sissy Nobby "Loopy" (Hood Status)
09 Sissy Nobby "Rewind" (Hood Status)
10 Big Freedia "Fuck Ur Man" (White Label)
11 Katey Red "Hungry" (Take Fo Records)
12 Big Freedia "Hit Me On My Next" (White Label)
13 Katey Red & Big Freedia "Stupid" (Take Fo Records)
14 Sissy Nobby "Consequences" (Hood Status)
15 Sissy Nobby "Da Letter" (Hood Status)
16 Katey Red "Tiddy Bop" (Take Fo Records)
17 Katey Red "Local New Orleans" (Take Fo Records)



JUST SAW A COOL LIKKLE DOCCIE VIDEO OVER AS VBS.

I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PIRATING AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE SCENE FROM XLR8R



*In the late ’90s, New Orleans bounce label Take Fo’ signed a record contract with local phenomenon Katey Red, a cross-dressing MC who made the title of The Showboys’ “Drag Rap” (the song from which most bounce music samples) seem very literal indeed. While those outside Louisiana struggled to make sense of how an openly gay rapper could not only peacefully coexist, but blow the fuck up, in the often homophobic Southern rap game, Katey was merely continuing in the N.O. tradition of keeping the party hype. She was damn good at bounce’s trademark stuttered and chanted club raps–and so what if sometimes, in between shouting out dance moves and neighborhoods, she would make references to male prostitution and gay sex? The girls loved to dance to it, the guys followed, and, unwittingly, the sissy rap genre was born. These days, nothing can dampen the spirit in New Orleans clubs like Da Chatroom, Caesar’s, and The Venue, where Red, veteran Big Freedia, and Sissy Nobby–whose gritty, impassioned relationship raps have made her the genre’s rising star–tear up the dance night after night. Our producer friend Dre Skull was down South when we received this excited missive from him and photographer Ports Bishop about the hype going down in the Big Easy. Words by Dre Skull, as told to Vivian Host. Photos by Ports Bishop.

This is the Josephine neighborhood where Freedia is from. (Katey Red is from Melpomene.) You can see these teenage girls in the background–there were actually about 15 of them pretty much hanging out on the corner everyday, playing some card game for money. When Freedia would drive up and play bounce out the window of her car, all the girls would bend over and start bouncing.

Tuesday night at Caesar’s in West Bank. It was billed as a mother-daughter routine between Big Freedia and Sissy Nobby; Katey Red just came out for fun. In the club, for the most part, you don’t hear rap in verse form; a lot of what you hear is phrases and chants, sometimes their voice is being chopped up as if by a sampler–like “Break it down, breakabreakabreakabreakadown”–but they’re doing it live. On stage, Nobby will shake her ass and Freedia will challenge the ladies in the crowd and see if they can compete. It’s kind of casual. I mean, the vibe is intense but it’s too rowdy to be “serious”–they could never mess up. (From left: Katey Red, Sissy Nobby, and Big Freedia)

Sissy Nobby outside her home in Gretna, West Bank; her yellow Mustang is in the background. Nobby, who sometimes refers to herself as Nobbella, is on her ascent right now. She’s all over YouTube, and has about a million plays on MySpace, with recent hits like “Break It Down,” “Snake,” and “Arch in Yo Back.”

Freedia called and was like, “I want a thug shot.” This is in her apartment. If you notice, she’s got galoshes on. I kind of felt like it was a post-flood style.

The Venue and Caesar’s both have these big murals that you can pay to get your picture taken in front of. This is Freedia with one of her fans named Precious.

Big Freedia and Katey Red were standing on the corner and a friend of a friend rolled up in this crazy ride. You can’t really see it, but the windshield says “Fresh Azimiz,” like some shortening of “As I am is.” Big Freedia is rocking that military-style scout look that’s been hot in New Orleans for a few years.*

Cars that go BOOM!

Anyone remember this? Is it even worth mentioning that it isnt Le Tigre as in the feminist dance-punk trio.

DALE KNOWS YOUR NAME

Dance floor dale was directed by Eric Wareheim in association with Warp records. The track is by Flying Lotus. This video has pretty much been banned everywhere else, but here http://www.dancefloordale.com/..... go watch Dale do his thang..