ZUMBI

Major Lazer "Zumbie" ft. Andy Milonakis

SPYRO AND SLIMZEE ON RINSE

MIX OF SPYRO AND SLIMZEE MIXING BACK TO BACK

ZDS IS THE REASON WE EXIST

I REALLY DO LOVE THESE DUDES. I OWE A LOT OF MY WORLD TO THEM (MEETING MY WIFE TO BE, A LOT OF MUSIC, MY FIRST REAL TOUR...A FLEECE HOODIE). THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PROPER AND THEY KEEP GETTING BETTER.

ZDS ANNIE MAC MINIMIX - APRIL 2009




Zombie Disco Squad - House Radio Mix

Hall Of Mirrors Intro
Mexer FT Thais (Funkin Matt 3AM Remix)
Frank Rizardo - Voodoo
D’Julz - Fleurette
Loco Dice - Pimp Jackson Is Talking Now!! (DJ Sneak Remix)
Heinrich & Hirtenfellner - Tromp It
Mastiksoul - Macaron
Solo - Afreaka
Nick & Danny Chatelain - Katrinyla
Zombie Disco Squad - The Dance
H.O.S.H - The Valve
Alex Flatner Ft Lopazz - Perfect Circles (Reboot Remix)
Mutant Clan - Kenesai
Riva Starr VS Noize
Jesse Rose - Touch My Horn (Crookers Remix)
Deepgroove - Bad Acid (Style Of Eye Remix)

LUCAS USED TO MAKE REAL FUNNY FLIERS FOR THEIR PARTY *GET RUDE* THIS IS ONE WITH US, FAKE BLOOD AND ISA GT.

THE TOUCH - MIXED APE

MIX THAT FEATURES THE TOUCH'S (GOTHENBURG SWEETHEARTS) REMIX OF A NEW SINGLE I'M DROPPING CALLED BITCHFIGHT...OTHER REMIXES DROPPING BY JESSIE ROSE AND OLIVER $

THE TOUCH - MIXED APE



1. Adam F feat. Redman - Smash Sumthin
2. I Always Wanted A Pony - Insultin’
3. Hot Chip - Shake A Fist
4. Wildchild - Legends of the Dark Black pt. 2 (Renegade Master)
5. Trevor Loveys & Affie Yusuf feat. Spoek - Bitch Fight (The Touch Remix)
6. Midfield General - Error Disco (Short) / Lil’ Louis - Video Clash
7. Beni - My Love Sees You (Etienne De Crécy’s Coco Walsh Remix)
8. Lorenz Rhode - Motor Cortex
9. Don Diablo vs De la Soul - Stand Up For Me, Myself and I
10. Friend and Lover - Groovy Now (Mighty Mi Mix)
11. Sebastien Tellier - Kilometer (A-Trak Main Remix)
12. Felix Da Housecat & Kris Menace - Artificial
13. Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (Burns Remix)
14. Lützenkirchen - 3 Tage Wach
15. Mojo Filter Feat. The Mighty Boosh - Oaky Timbre (Loose Cannons Reflick)
16. Funkhead Fred & Matty Wells - Deep Insider / The Touch - Music Coming From Above (Acapella)
17. The Touch - Xtra Energy
18. The Touch - JB We Luv U!!! XOXOX!!!
19. Tobias Von Hofsten - I Love My 808
20. Disco D & DJ Profit - Booty Bar Anthem / Antiloop - At The Rebel’s Room

L-VIS LIVES

l-vis 1990 may mix

Tracklist:
1. Mario – Bloodclart Bass
2. Fingerprints – Test press
3. Hard House Banton – Reign
4. Uncle Bakongo – Bobo
5. N.B Funky – Riddim Box
6. Lighter – Skanker
7. Lil Silva – Funky Pulse
8. Hard House Banton – Sirens
9. R1 Ryders – Rubberband
10. Lil Silva – Different
11. L-Vis 1990 – Run
12. Doc Daneeka – Deadly Rhythm




L-VIS 1990 - DUBPLATE MIX

CITINITE SAYS: LIL KENNY AND THE SHEBANGS

LIL KENNY - HOT SEX


LIL KENNY - STRAIGHT TO YOUR HEAD

AYOBANESS! FAKA UGES'

GETTING OLD. CLOCKED THAT IN THE CLUB TODAY SINGING ALONG TO THIS OLD GEM:


THEBE IS DEFINATELY ONE THE BEST KWAITO VOCALISTS EVER...TO THE DAY! CONSISTENT DUTTYNESS! ALWAYS HAS HAD THE BOSS SUMMER TUNES

Werewolf Women of the S.S.

Grindhouse - Werewolf Women of the S.S.
Uploaded by toma-uno -

PARS R US

BIG BUDGET DESTRUCTION...SMASHING TV, CAR WINDOWS, RANSACKING MANS CD COLLECTIONS, CHASING KITE GUYS IN THE PARK...TEMPZ IS SO WEIRD...WESTWOOD CAMEO...

LYNCH MOB

IT SEEMED INNOCENT ENOUGH.
BUT NOW, THE BIG BOSSMAN IS A SCARY IMAGE.

CONFEDERATE BADGE
*BOSSMAN*
BUZZ CUT
NIGHTSTICK AND HANDCUFFS

5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40...100 STABS!

100 STABS...1000 JUKES

DIAMOND BLACK HEART

ON OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS OF LATE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO THIS DIAMOND BLACK HEARTED BOY'S MUSIC

CAR JACKING HOUSE MIX

COOKING UP THE NEW MIX FOR DISCOBELLE...THE GODS OF HOUSE MUSIC ARE SMILING DOWN ON ME. PROUD, THEY ARE!! HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK



TRACKLIST

DJ CLEO - KATU KATU
BUJO MOJO - 12
?? - HALLELUA
TIRA - IZOLO FT MALOBO
DJ CLEO - MORE RUTHLESS
DJ KENT - VUNANZI
CHIEF BOIMA - FILAW REMIX
KENNY DOPE & TERRY HUNTER - NO HOOK
RIVER OCEAN FEATURING INDIA-LOVE&HAPPINESS(YEMEYA Y OCHUN)
DJ PEPSI - PEPSI'S REVENGE
DJ BOBO & MENACE - MONEY MAKER
DJ TIRA FT DADDY - UHAMBA YEDWA
BANTU SOUL - ISGHUBU
DJ DIKOTA - WEWE 2
BOJO MUJO - 05
CHIEF BOIMA - LOVE IN THE (AFRICAN) CLUB REMIX
SHUMBA DJS - ON MY WAY
LEGER & LAKE - WORD
SCHLACHTHOF BRONX FEAT. SPOEK - BELLY FULL OF PILLS (DISCO TRASH MUSIC REMIX)

WRITE UP

hello, my name is spoek mathambo. i am a nosey busybody sonovabitch.
i rap as sweat.x and playdoe. sing as moleke mbembe. and dj as hivip.

today, i will talk to you about the music that south africans make and dance to when
they are not busy stealing cars, or rather the music they make when they are hopped
up on gushesh fumes.

these are just a couple of the songs that have really been doing it in the rave over the last year.

DJ CLEO - KATU KATU intro

BUJO MOJO - 12
Bujo Mojo is a god of pretoria house...a deity of the highest order! Pretoria house is an aqcuired taste...mostly because it is one of the more raw (and yet incredibly popular) styles. Most produtions sound like they were banged up with a hammer, a whistle and some nails...
But no, not old Bujo Mojo...king! king! king! this lil' drum work out is all bounce, no fat.

?? - HALLELUA
I have no idea who had the gaul to make this one, the synth works sounds shards of light being
shot through the clouds by a furious but loving god. I cut out the part where it goes into a rendition of *Halleluja!!!!*...count yourself lucky.

TIRA - IZOLO FT MALOBO
People call Tira the prince of durban because he is running schitt oh so hard...his label afrotainment has the best house acts in the land, he throws epic partes...and owns many a speed boat.

This song is about tricking girls into thinking you are rich and well connected in order to get them into bed...smooth operators!! *note, the song is not sung by tira...he doesn't need to lie.

DJ CLEO - MORE RUTHLESS
Cleo is really fucking great. I am a big fan despite not wanting to be one.
He is fucking increrdible and keeps dishing up the goods...even after all the dodgey rumours (google and you'll see what i mean).

DJ KENT - VUNANZI
Shangaan and township tech go together like smoke and fire...this is from DJ Kent, who i had previously parred for being a deep house queer...I am the queer for doubting...this is dutty!!
The story of Johnny is heartwarming.

CHIEF BOIMA - FILAW REMIX
Chief Boima is an odd but grand cat with a rich and well maintained coat
...san fran turntablist turns african house head?!?
He sent me a batch of tracks and they are all lethal!! I put the other chunk in my Devil House Mafias mix.

KENNY DOPE & TERRY HUNTER - NO HOOK
Dutty! No need for a hook when your mainline is based on years of mindcontrol research.

RIVER OCEAN FEATURING INDIA-LOVE&HAPPINESS(YEMEYA Y OCHUN)
Quite possibly my favourite song this month...love and happiness!! Makes me wanna take my shirt off in the club, but i am liable to get shot..so i will setlle for screaming *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE* into my beer!

DJ PEPSI - PEPSI'S REVENGE
DJ Pepsi is part of the old guard of South African house music, he was kicking head before the Y2K scare.
Funny that this song is called Pepsi's Revenge, I hear he is quite a nasty character prone to pulling out his big
guns at the slightest provocation. Don't provoke him. He will get his revenge.

DJ BOBO & MENACE - MONEY MAKER
Big ravey synths, playalistic lyrics about spending money...my mom loooooves this tune

DJ TIRA FT DADDY - UHAMBA YEDWA
This was probably one of teh absolute biggest songs of the last two years...driving round SOWETO on xmas day it felt like everyone was paying this...and *Morgan is Angry*

BANTU SOUL - ISGHUBU

DJ DIKOTA - WEWE 2
A morbid ditty about death and clubbing. Hand in hand.

POOR PEOPLE KILL NIGGAZ RICH PEOPLE KILL TREES

WOW. I AM TRANSPORTED TO 1996, SITTING ON THE FLOOR BY THE VIDEO MACHINE...FINGER ITCHING TO PRESS RECORD...HOOKED ONTO BOP TV FOR OBSCURE AMERICANA.




WHO IS WITCHDOCTOR?? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER...I DON'T THINK I CARE ALL THAT MUCH...HE'S GO PLENTLY OF QUOTABLES...LIKE *REAL DIAMONDS CUT GLASS...THAT SHIT YOU WEAR IS FAKE, NIGGA!!*

YEAH, I REMEMBER AFRICA, WHAT ABOUT IT?!?!?!

OKAY FUCK IT, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS TRACK.

JUST WATCHED ONE OF THE BEP GUYS ACT A TIT IN THE NEW XMEN MOVIE...WHICH WAS HORRID...BUT ANYWAYS, THIS IS DUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY...AND SO NOTHING MATTERS... NOTHING WILL EVER MATTER AGAIN


BEP, 50 CENT (BOYS NOIZE REMIX)

MY NEW FAVOURITE RADIO SHOW FROM MY NEW FAVOURITE DJS

JAMAICAN DANCEHALL MCS ON UK FUNKY MAKES FOR AN AMAZING FUCKING TREAT! THE TRUTH IS THAT OUTSIDE OF DISGUSTING MANGOE-IN-THE-CLUB-EATING ROOTS RAGGAE TOSSERS, MOST DANCEHALL MCs RUN CIRCLES AROUND RAPPERS (EXCEPT FOR GRIME MCs AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE THEIR OF THE DANCEHALL LINEAGE). SO WHEN YOU HAVE THESE *PATTERN* BEHEMOTHS SITTING ON PURCUSSIVE HOUSE BEATS...WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S BEEN A GREAT START TO THE WEEK.

MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE HEATWAVE AND THEIR DUTTTTTTTTY RINSE FM SHOW.



check their blog
http://www.theheatwave.co.uk/blog/

DOWNLOAD THE LAST HEATWAVE SHOW ON RINSE FM
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?uc2qqtynzm0

Tracklist

* Donaeo, Danny English, Rubi Dan, Capleton & Vybz Kartel - Party Harder (The Heatwave Refix)
* Grievous Angel & Wiley - Ice Rink Refix (Instrumental)
* Riko Dan & Grievous Angel - Ice Rink Refix (Vocal)
* Shystie & Sub Zero - Pull It/Bad Gal Bass (Ill Blu Remix)
* Crazy Cousinz - Inflation
* Aidonia & Crazy Cousinz - Bounce (Inflation Riddim)
* Equiknoxx - Swagga Dagga Riddim
* Lil Joe - Hey Yo (Swagga Dagga Riddim)
* Lil Joe - Watch Me (Sky Daggering Riddim)
* Cecile - Push Back (Sky Daggering Riddim)
* Aidonia - Flying Dagger/100 Stab (Sky Daggering Riddim)
* Donaeo - African Warrior (Instrumental)
* Busy Signal - Gyal Dem Chune (Acapella)
* Ding Dong & Donaeo - Bad Man Warrior (The ASBO Disco Refix)
* Mavado - Neva Believe U
* Equiknoxx - Cobba Cobba Riddim
* Lil Joe - Wine (Cobba Cobba Riddim)
* Spice - Badmind (Cobba Cobba Riddim)
* Aidonia - Grab Her Nuh (Cobba Cobba Riddim)
* Annex - Summer Bounce Riddim
* Tanya Stephens - Party (Summer Bounce Riddim)
* Slam - Kasablanca Riddim
* Vybz Kartel - Badda Dan Dem (Kasablanca Riddim)
* Perempay - Buss It
* Natasja & Enur - Calabria 2007 (Acapella)
* Sticky - Fugitive Riddim
* Vybz Kartel - Stop Gwaan Stush (Acapella)
* Maxwell D - Text Text Text (Fugitive Riddim)
* Lady Chann - Your Eye Too Fast (Fugitive Riddim)
* Ward 21 - Bang Bang
* Ward 21 - Dubby Man
* Ward 21 - Rock The Spot
* Ward 21 - Electrocution
* Ward 21 - The Call
* Ward 21 - Mad Ting Riddim
* Ward 21 - President (Mad Ting Riddim)
* Timberlee - Gunny Gunny (Mad Ting Riddim)
* Bibi Gardnere - Denali (Mad Ting Riddim)
* Ward 21 - Petrol (Peanie Peanie Riddim)
* Ward 21 - Bloodstain (Bellyas Riddim)
* Aidonia - Bang Them (Swagger Like Us Riddim)
* Frisco Kid - Rubbers (Joyride Riddim)
* Christopher Birch - Baddaz Riddim
* Vybz Kartel & Lisa Hype - How You Do It Like That (Baddaz Riddim)
* Busy Signal - Hustling (Baddaz Riddim)
* Beenie Man - Tek Back Yard aka Ghetto Yutes (Baddaz Riddim)
* Sizzla - Awesome (Sleng Teng Riddim)
* Sizzla & Capleton - Babylon A Use Dem Brain



HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS
SPOEK

PUMP YOUR CHEST FOUR TIMES AND POP YOUR GUN FINGER FOR THIS ONE_ ESCO BIG BARS

BIG DEDICATION SHOW BY LOGAN SAMA FOR ESCO BARS (SLEW DEM) WHO PASSED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO...I JUST CLOCKED THAT HE MADE SOME OF MY FAVOUTITE TUNES...THE SHOW FEATURES A LOT OF SONGS AND MSGS FROM THE MANDEM

WISE WORDS FORM THE LAN LORD PIIIIIIIIIIMP

With influences like ‘spear chucking, ass busting, fashion trashing, derier splitting, electric boogaloo breaking, African bass music’ added to some new age electro beats, as well as hot raps that put you a head bopping frenzy all mixed together and you’ll have yourself Sweat X. They live up to their name by pumping out beats that shake the dance floor and get you to breaking into a sweat.

They “mostly went with [the name] SWEAT.X because it seemed like a good idea at the time, it [also] kinda sounds like our music… you know messy dirty and over the top. Apart from that Sweat.X gets abbreviated to S.X … which is the name of another project of ours.


They [Spoekolokoko and Markus] have been friends since [they] were babies, and have had many bands together. Markus reveals “we kinda began to grow distant as we grew older, but then a friend of ours cast us as actors in a movie he was shooting in Namibia. Something quiet traumatic happened to Spoek and I in that desert, something that brought us back together and inspired us to start a new band. We got lost in the desert, for a day and a half! Honestly! Finally we found shelter with some Nama nomads who gave us shelter. And that’s how the band started….”

Their lyrical style, apart from its brilliance can be quite sexual but Markus sets the record straight and says “some of our tracks are dirty but we do sing about lots of other stuff too. And here’s the thing: Deep down Spoek and I are all about girlfriends and finding love and soft fabrics and reading Roald Dahl by a fire place. As far as our lyrics are concerned we kind of get manipulated by our dirty minded audiences to come up with slogans like “I’ve got pussy on my mind”. Watch at our next show it’s all those young girls in front and the cougars in the back who sing those lyrics louder than anyone. So to quote Biggi ” don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

When asked if Sweat X has a certain message lyrically he says “No message. I don’t fuck with messages. Everything I’ve ever done has been some form of escapism. From writing music in which people can disappear into, or to dance and forget or to making fantasy art with the Blackheart Gang. I feel that the purpose of art is to transpose the audience. It might have to do with my own life or perhaps the social political climate of this country…”

Markus grew up in Pretoria moved to Cape Town and has been ground breaking in several projects including The Real Estate Agents and The Black Heart Gang, and it’s been reported that the Real Estate set is all mixed live with no practice beforehand. He admits “its always been tough for me to say that “I’m like this” or “I’m like that”. Music and writing has always come very naturally to me. Both my mom and dad and grandparents are writers and that’s a major passion for me [which he plan’s to continue in but in area’s other than music, such as novels]. He then says “Simon and I have been good friends for almost ten years now, and we have a company together. We really know each other very well both personally and musically, so when we jam we have enough confidence and trust to sort of delve into a squelching bass driven form of free jazz, I guess.( I dont mean like jazz-jazz-wear-a-suit-play-sax-jazz, I mean improvisation) and in Sweat.X I get to explore a more aggressive side in myself, and because I’m the only producer I seem to be getting away with it…”

They toured Berlin last year for 6 months and say of all the publicity that they received from that audience is because “we’ve got the best agent in Berlin. We’re getting quiet established I guess. People know our lyrics in like places you’d never expect like…like Kiev in the Ukraine. (laughs) But I wanna go to other places now, like the East…like Japan….only a matter of time I hope.”

The new things that are on the horizon for Sweat.X is the release of a new album with Citinite in June called “I’m that Alley”, things with the Blackheart Gang is that they have just started a publishing house and The Real Estates are going to start jamming again in October after a much-deserved sabbatical. He says “I am [also] beginning to explore more subtle mediums. I want to design sociological events using Internet 2 as a medium. To explore the dividing line between the real and the virtual, to create a realm of intrigue and mystery. But that’s all I can say at this point….”

The music industry to him “is an outlet” If he can keep doing what he’s doing than he’ll be happy. They would have most liked to work with “Little Anthony and the Imperials” in terms of collaborations but “were born at the wrong time…” Markus’s favourite thing about performing is that “I can go to this place, where there is a raw connection between my medium and I. I can lose time in that place. It’s very fulfilling…”

Spoek takes the longest to get ready before a gig, and as for who talks the most rubbish is a “tough one and depends who we’re talking to….the Dutch seem to always get a earful from Spoek, where as I seem to have quiet alot to say to the Swedes…” As for the craziest/funniest things that has happened at a show Markus says “we played in Paris once, and lots of girls started dancing topless around us, and we’re like trying to kiss me and stuff, that was…kinda…awkward I guess but lots of fun. You know how American art students can get in Paris.

DIAMOND BLACK HEARTED BOY

DOWNLOAD THE DIAMOND BLACK EXPERIENCE

PEOPLE START JUMP. PEOPLE START JIVE. A WOMAN LIFT UP HER SKIRT TO SHOW OFF HER THIGHS

RAGGA TWINS - HARD DRUGS

LONDON RAS POSSE GO TO A RAVE AND ARE SHOCKED TO FIND WOMEN FLINGING UP THEIR SKIRTS AND SHOWING OFF THEIR NINIES...A MAN THAT THINKS HE'S ON A BICYCLE IS HYSTERICALLY CRYING. SOMEONE ELSE IS LAUGHING. A GIRL GRABS A GLASS AND TAKES A BITE.

THE RAS POSSE ARE SHOCKED. BEST PSA I HEARD IN A WHILE.

IZINJA

SWEAT.X PLAYING TONITE

SWEAT.X GOING ON TOUR SOON

SWEAT.X YIZINJA

IZINJA

ALBINO BONES

Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: At least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts.

Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about one in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

As the threats have increased, the Tanzanian government has mobilized to protect its albino population, an already beleaguered group whose members are often shunned as outcasts and die of skin cancer before they reach 30.

Police officers are drawing up lists of albinos in every corner of the country to better look after them. Officers are escorting albino children to school. Tanzania's president even sponsored an albino woman for a seat in Parliament to show that "we are with them in this."

Salvator Rweyemamu, a Tanzanian government spokesman, said the rash of killings was anathema to what Tanzania had been striving toward; after years of failed socialist economic policies, the country is finally getting development, investment and change.

"This is serious because it continues some of the perceptions of Africa we're trying to run away from," he said.

But the killings go on. They have even spread to neighboring Kenya, where an albino woman was hacked to death in late May, with her eyes, tongue and breasts gouged out. Advocates for albinos have also said that witch doctors are selling albino skin in Congo.

The young are often the targets.

LOVE FROM THE COUNT+SINDEN

IT'S A HYPE TING AGAIN...THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF THE COUNT AND SINDEN PUTTING MY NEW TUNE *TOO HIGH* (WITH SCHLACHTHOF BRONX) IN THEIR MIX!! SINDEN HAD PLAYED IT ON HIS KISS FM SHOW BEFORE...WHICH MADE ME WET MY PANTS IN EXCITEMENT.


The Count And Sinden - March/April Mix

TRACKLISTING
Sondido Del Principe - Pesebre
Santogold - Find A Way (Switch And Sinden Remix)
Metronomy - Radio Ladio (Micachu Remix)
Tv On The Radio - Dancing Choose
Calvin Harris - Not Alone (Herves Dub Mix)
Gemmy - Supligen
Magnetic Man - The Cyberman
Schalcthofbronx Feat Slushpuppykids & Spoek - Too High
Groove Armada - Crank It Up (Mad Decent Remix)
Chelley - I Took The Night
L-Vis 1990 - Flux Dva - Jelly Roll
Toddla T & Herve - Shake It (Feat Serocee)
Lady Sovereign - So Human (Sinden Remix)

TOOOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

too high feat. spoek mathambo & bigspace (slushpuppykids) by schlachthofbronx

TOO SHOWAH!!

THE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA GETTING BUSY. WHATEVER YOU MAY FEEL ABOUT THE MAN, YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT HATE ON HIS DANCIN' SKILLS.

SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA DANCING from spoek mathambo on Vimeo.

SWEETBOY BASS

I'M THAT SWEETBOY STINKING OF LOTION. ROMANTIC GUY.


DJ MURKZ - R U READY VOL 15

MURKZ (MANCHESTER BADMAN AND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE DJS/MCS) IS MAKING THE KIND OF MIXES FOR ME TO S-CURL MY HAIR TO...THE TUNES THAT HAVE THE POSSE WALKING IN FOURS IN OVERSIZED LEATHER DUNGEREES, CROONING AT A BITCH!! RUGGED ROMANTIC THUG BASS.

HOSH

MZEKEZEKE SAYS HE HAS SO MUCH MONEY HE IS GOING DOWN. I THINK THAT'S THE JIST.



YEP...THAT'S THE JIST!!

I VOTE FOR THE OLD MZEKEZEKE...THIS ONE UYABEDA!!

STUPID GETS DUMBER

WHAT IS IN THAT BAY AREA WATER?

NO HOE from PTB MEDIA on Vimeo.

ICH LIEBE MEINEN VI VI VI VI BR R R R RR ATOR

HOMEGIRL, THE AUSTRIAN DAPPER RAPPER, SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, SCHICKI MICKI. HER VOICE MELTS ON YOUR BRAIN LIKE BUTTER ON A STACK OF HOT STICKY PIGS FEET.

IN VIENNA SHE IS TREATED WITH THE REVERANCE, LOVE AND DEVOTION ONLY
SAINTS ENJOY.

PRAY AT HER ALTER.

here are some pics of her flossing chips, wearing the head of a dog, playing her dildo like a banjo and being the sassy persian tiger we all love

!DIRTY BIRTHDAY!

YOOOO...HAVING A BIRTHDAY PAAAATIE IN JOHANNESBURG ON MAY 14TH, MY BIRRRRRRRRRTHDAY. THIS IS THE FIRST PARTY I HAD SINCE I TURNED 10. THE LAST ONE WAS ALL JUMPING CASTLES, ICE CREAM CAKE AND CHEESE BURGERS (A DANGEROUS COMBINATION). NOW I'M BIGGER AND BETTER, SO IT SHOULD POP OFF WITHOUT ALL THE KIDS THROWING THEIR LUNCH UP.

COME POP BOTTLES AND COLLARS IF YOU IN TOWN. IT WILL BE EPIC!

SIMON AND I GONNA PLAY SOME NEW PLAYDOE STUFF...

DJs:
SIBOT
HIVIP (SPOEK & BIG SPACE)
MICROPHONE VS ICE CREAM

CLOWNS AND PANTSULA DANCERS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY

MANDEM MANDEM

I STOLE YOUR GIRL WHEN YOU WERE IN PRISON

WE THE BEEEEEEEEEEST. WE DID A SWEAT.X SHOW IN CAPE TOWN LAST NITE AND SMASHED IT TO TINY LIL PIECES OF GLASS THAT I EVENTUALLY KNELT INTO AND CUT MY KNEES. BLOOD EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!