PIETER HUGO

BIG BOY SOUTH AFRICAN PHOTOGRAPHER! THESE ARE PICS FROM A SHOOT HE DID WITH SOME NOLLYWOOD STARS. GO CHECK http://www.pieterhugo.com/ TO SEE MORE.

THE DEVIL IS A FUNKY ASS BITCH

REV X. SUBTITLE FIRST TOLD ME ABOUT THIS EX GANGBANGER SHERM SMOKING TV PREACHER. *I'M GOD, AND BITCH YOU NOT!*...HE BATTLES SATAN BY PHONE TO THE MOST GANGSTER SOUNDTRACK.

NO TO COWBOYS. YES TO COWGIRLS.

LONE STAR STATE GUNNERS DMGS + XRABIT'S (BONEFIDE KING OF THE BBQ) ALBUM, HELLO WORLD IS OUT ON BIG DADA AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING THICK...I'M DIGGING IT MORE WITH EACH LISTEN...IT'S BEEN SOUNDTRACKING THESE LAZY ASS JOHANNESBURG DAYS...SOCIAL CLIMBING...HEAD OUT THE SUNROOF...PRETENDING TO BE A KWAITO STAR.

AND TO ALL THE TWANNY COMPARING THIS TO COOL KIDS, GET A FUCKING LIFE...MORE THAN ONE RAP GROUP CAN COME OUT THIS DECADE AND NOT BE COMPLETE HOOLIGANS OR RASTAS. DIG IT FOR WHAT IT IS...





no to cowboys
but
yes to cowgirls

APARTHEID AFTERPARTY 4: ZAPIRO

ZAPIRO. MOST FAMOUS. SHARPEST. TOP CARTOONIST IN SOUTH AFRICA.
THESE ARE RECENT PIECES OUTTA THE MAIL & GUARDIAN.

INSTRUCTIONAL DANCE TUNE SEASON

I HAVEN'T KNOWN AN ENTIRE DANCE SINCE THE MACARENA. I INTEND TO LEARN SOME OVERELABORATE SKANKS THIS HERE FINE WEKE IN AFRIKA...BY AID OF UK FUNKY INSTRUCTIONAL DANCE VIDEOS. TRY IT TOO...WE CAN START A CONGALINE IN THE CLUUUUUUUB!







FUNNY FAN VIDEO FOR ETAP RIDDIM...FIILTHY DIRTY NASTY DISGUSTING CHEAP MOTEL SEX ANTHEM...BANG ETAP GALLAH GET BANG!! ETAP HOTELS.

TYSON THE CAT

MY FATHER MY GOD

SOLLY MOHOLO IS A SOUTH AFRICAN BEHEMOTH OF GOSPEL JIVE AND ZCC BBOY ABILITY...IN THIS VIDEO HE CAN BE SEEN WOOING WHITE WOMEN, WINING AND DINING! HIS USUAL SHTICK IS MORE ACROBATIC AND LESS PIMP...SO CHECK FOR A NUKKAH!

KICKS LIKE A MULE

AFRIKAN BOY IN LONDON. TEENAGE WEREWOLF IN LONDON. HUNG OUT WITH NICK, WHO MADE THE BELOW EMBEDED VIDEO...WE WROTE A RAP TOGETHER. HE HAS BEEN RELEASING RECORDS AS KICKS LIKE A MULE FOR MORE THAN 15 YEARS AND IS ABOUT TO DROP SOMETHING WITH NINJASONIK...CATCH THE MYSPACE.

WW WWO WWOW HE'S DUTTY

MURKZ OUTTA MANCHESTER CURRENTLY OWNS MY LIFE...GET HIS MIXTAPES FROM HIS YSPACE...THEY ARE DRASTIC...HE IS PURE BASSLINE NASTINESS

THIS IS A SONG CALLED WW WWOW DUTTY
http://www.zshare.net/audio/57223790c6e05f3c/

HOOD BY AIR CLASSICS 2009

BANJEE - adjective
a term that describes a certain kind of person who dresses in masculine hyper modern fashion for reasons which include expressing power and being attractive...or unattractive.



HOOD BY AIR GO HARD. VERY DOPE PROMO...BELLY CLIP...D'ANGELO...SILVER PRINTS, SILVER PLATED STARTER CAPS AND SILVER NAILS...LOVE IT!


HOOD BY AIR. CLASSICS 2009 from Reid van Renesse on Vimeo.

I DON'T KNOW IF AND WHEN *THE HOODS* WILL EVER REALLY TRUELY BE INTO THIS KIND OF DRESS UP...I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE VARIETY OF CURSES AND BEAT DOWNS THAT WILL BE SERVED OUT...UNLESS THE REAL THUGS DO IT. THE ONLY SIGNS THAT ANY HOODS I KNOW OF MIGHT EVER HAVE BEEN INTO THIS KIND OF ANDROGYNY COME FROM THE 80S.

DANCE MOTHER

ON THE ROAD, RIDING THROUGH BRITANIAS MEADOWS AND BROOKES, BEEN LISTENING TO A LOT OF THE NEW TELEPATHE ALBUM. THIS TUNE, *I CAN'T STAND IT* REMINDS ME OF THEM JULEE CRUISE TUNES FROM TWIN PEAKS AND BLUE VELVET. MORE ETHERIAL GLASS AND ICE ONES TO SLOW DANCE TO.

ODE TO MY PROMOTER

ON THE SET OF DUNDEE 90210, VAMPIRE 1, MARABA MAN MATHATHAMBO, SIMON, SUPER PROMOTER HAYLE, VAMPIRE 2 AND HALF OF TEAM NEON DJ CREW RUSSEL


GOT OUTTA SCOTLAND IN ONE PIECE, BARELY. THE SCOTTS ARE PARTYHARDERS. GLASGOW, ABERDEEN AND DUNDEE. AND THE BOOTY BITS BETWEEN. DUNDEEEEEEEE WAS THE LIVEST!! PROPER SMALL TOWN, INSANE RAVE HYPE...AFTER PARTY IN THE 3 TIER MANSION HYPE...

BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT THE CITY, THIS POST IS AN ODE TO SWEET SWEET HAYLE, THE PROMOTER WHO BROUGHT US OUT TO DUNDEE...COMPLETE WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF BLONDE HAIR, TANNED MOBSTER SWAGGER, SILVER FROCKERY, FUR COATS AND ENDLESS FOUNTAINS OF JACK DANIELS. WE SALUTE YOU.





I GUESS THIS FINAL PHOTO CAPTURES THE SPIRIT OF SCOTLAND...EATING THE HOLE OUT THE DONUT

G-STEP

I GUESS G STEPPING IS A KIND OF ELDORADO PARK THING YOU WOULD DO IN DICKIES AND CHUCK TAYLORS...EATING PALONE, CHIPS AND ACHAR.

G STEP LIKE THIS HYPERDUB NUMBER

2000F & J Kamata - You don't know what love is



RIGHT TUNE TO ROMANCE THE GALS TO, RIGHT?!

SPK

BLUE JAM

SEEING A LOT OF GREAT VISUAL IDEAS THAT I AM REFINDING INTERESTING...COMPRESSION...BIT CRUNCHING.

THIS IS A MAN FROM FRANCE CALLED KISSDUB AND HE IS KICKING HEAD


trafik_time-1 from ▲kissdub▲pixelvision project on Vimeo.


zo3s-c3as/pixcrusher_001 from ▲kissdub▲pixelvision project on Vimeo.

SPOEKINO RUNS WITH GLASGOW RANGERS

HELLO

IT IS MATHAMBO MAN MARABA

I'M IN GLASGOW...HANGING WITH SIMON AND THE BOOM MONK BEN

THE SCOTTS ARE INSANE.

I SAW A MAN BEING FLYING KICKED...LIVEWIRE TOWN.
EVERYONE IS OFF THEIR FACES...LITERALLY LOOKING AT THEIR FACES FALLING ALL OVER THE CURB...ON A THURSDAY NIGHT...AND TEHY ARE GONNA DO IT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

HEDONISM IN A KILT

OVER BREAKFAST TODAY, OVER THE POACHED EGGS AND SWINE, I PULLED BEN AND SIMON'S COATS ONTO THIS...AND SO IT'S ONLY FAIR YOU TAKE A PEEP.



THUG HUGS AND FIST KISSES
SPOEKINO MARABISTO

YOUTH ON TOP - OUR DANCE POSSE

WE STARTED DOING SHOWS WITH AN AMAZING DANCE TROOP CALLED YOUTH ON TOP...LOOK OUT FOR 'EM...THEY GOT THAT ENERGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

GAZELLE - CHIC AFRIQUE

GAZELLE UKWATILE!!

DOWNLOAD THE CHIC AFRIQUE ALBUM

HERE IS THE NEW VIDEO, WHICH HE SHOT HIMSELF ON THE FARM HE GREW UP ON. BACK ON THE PLAAS!!


Gazelle - Die Verlore Seun from xander ferreira on Vimeo.

FREDDIE GWALA - KING OF THE PANTSULAS

ISTAYELA KUPHELA!!

LET'S GO BACK A LITTLE BIT...BACK TO AROUND '92. WHILES EVERONE HAD THEIR GAZES FIXED ON MANDELA, DEKLERK, CODESA AND PETITIONING FOR THE RELEASE OF ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS, NO ONE WAS WATCHING FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SMALL MAN, IN THIS CASE FREDDIE GWALA WHO HAD SERVED 8 YEARS OF A CAR THEFT BIT (A CRIME HE'S CHEEKILY DESCRIBED AS REPOSESSION). WELL, THE SMALL GUY GOT OUT. AND HE GOT OUT AND STARTED OFF A MUSIC CAREER WHICH HAS SEEN HIM PLAY ALL OVER THE WORLD, BY TELLING US ALL ABOUT THE BIG HOUSE. BIG CROOKS. SMALL BEDS. SINGING THEM PRISON SONGS!

SINCE THEN HE'S WON THE HEARTS AND IMAGINATIONS OF PEOPLE AS A GREAT STYLE ICON AND ORIGINATOR... MANY PEOPLE CALL HIM KING OF THE PANTSULAS. KING OF THE SUAVE STREET CATS.

THIS IS MY JAM

FREDDIE GWALA - KIPHIDAYIMANI

KHIPIDAYIMANI TSOTSI!! KHIPIDAYIMANI!!
SHOTS TO MOMMI AND OK!MALUME FOR PUTTING ME ON
KOOR DISKO OKRAPI

SPIKIRI - THE KING DON FATHER

SPIKIRI THE KING DON FATHER - UNIQUE

WE HAVE JUST NOW COME TO REALISE THE CRAZY WORLD OF SOUTH AFRICAN DISCO...FROM THE LAST 25 YEARS. SO LET ME PULL YOUR COAT.

THIS SONG IS A PARTICULARLY BEAUTIFUL ALBEIT RECENT DISCO AFFAIR FROM SOUTH AFRICAN KWAITO/HOUSE LEGEND MANDLA SPIKIRI. A SONG ABOUT WHAT AN ABSOLUTEY GREAT GUY HE IS, WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE TABLOIDS HAVE HAD THEIR FAIR SHARE OF FUN WRITING ABOUT HIS *UNIQUE* ANTICS. HE'S A UNIQUE GUY, DEAL WITH IT!!

SPIKIRI STARTED HIS CAREER AS A DANCER AND CHOREOGRAPHER FOR AFROPO STAR CHICO. THEN HE STARTED THE 8 TIME PLATIINUM SELLING KWAITO GROUP TROMPIES AND PROCEEDED TO BECOME THE HITMAKING BEMOTH HE IS TODAY.

H.I.V.I.P DJ CREW

THE H.I.V.I.P DJ CREW IS MADE UP OF SPOEK MATHAMBO AND HIS BROTHER, BIG SPACE AKA DJ SNYMAN. WE ARE GONNA BRING YOU BUTTBENDING MIXES OF AFROTECH, ZULUCORE SPACE DISCO, TRIBAL, UK FUNKY, AND PRETORIA HOUSE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT!!

WE WANNA SHARE THE CRAZY DELISCIOUS ENERGY THAT IS COMING OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA. A BRIGHT, FOCUSSED ENERGY MAKING THE MADDEST SOUNDS. THERE IS A PARTY GOING ON. THE APARTHEID AFTERPARTY. STILL A COUNTRY STEEPED IN POVERTY, CRIME, INJUSTICE AND SOMETIMES MOST SIGNIFICANTLY A MAD H.I.V.I.P AIDS PANDEMIC, SOUTH AFRICA IS DOWN TO PARTY...SOUTH AFRICA NEEDS TO PARTY!!

WE NEED THE GROOVE TO BE THICK AND HEAVY. OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT. COME JIVE WITH US!

OVER AN OUT
H.I.V.I.P