LICK HER NECK PT 2

COPPENHAGEN'S GOT SOMETHING IN THE WATER...WE CAME ACROSS THIS CREW OF 13 YR OLD BADMAN DJS...NOIA KREW!! THEY PLAYED A REALLY TIGHT SET...NOT EVEN IN A SHIT CONDESCENDING, "WOW THEY SO YOUNG WAY" BUT I THINK THEY REALLY SMASHED ALOT OF THE DJS THAT NIGHT!! SOME REALLY TALENTED YOOOOTS!! WATCH OUT...THEY CAME TO STEAL YOUR GIRL!!

BACK IN AFRIKA

WELL THE TOUR'S DONE. WE ARE BACK HOME.
I CAN'T SAY I'M COMPLETELY UNHAPPY THAT IT'S OVER.
I TOOK QUITE A KHARMIC ASS WHOOPIN!!



JUST READ THIS FROM THE BLOG WWW.ETHNIKON.COM

"Sweat.X is a black/white (gasp) duo that puts hip hop rhymes over techno/house/IDM/B-more gutter/electro beats. They’re reminiscent of Spank Rock, but in my opinion, they push the envelope a little further. Also, the fact that South Africa has a history of explicit racial tension makes this pairing all the more interesting to me (for reasons that aren’t entirely clear yet)"

SNAKES ON THE FLOOR

NEVER BEEN BIG AT BURAKA...BUT THIS VIDEO IS A SPACE SKENG...TSEEEEOO TSEEEUOO!!

OH MY DAYLIGHT. LOOK AT THE DANCING AT THE BEGINING.
FUN. EVERYONE WANTS TO WALK LIKE A LIZZARD! DO IT!!

I KINDA HATE WHAT M/I/A IS DOING ON THIS TRACK...I IN NO WAY WANNA SEEM LIKE I AM ENDORSING THAT BULLSHIT...THERE SHOULD BE A NO BULLSHIT EDIT



JIVE!! JIVE!! JIVE!! ANGOLA'S ON THIS...SO MUCH JIVE!
WHEN THIS JOINT KICKS IN PROPER, YOU'LL KNOW...MAKES ME WANNA TWALATSA IN THE BUFF.
Normal Nada ft Costuleta - Essa que me mata

LICK HER NECK PT1

COPPENHAGEN IS THE SHIT!! SO MUCH SO THAT IT WARRANTS ITS OWN STREAM OF POSTS. APPROPRIATELY TITLED, "LICK HER NECK".

SPECIAL KISSES TO THE ART REBELS CREW AND FAGGET FAIRYS

TO TATTED UP LESBIANS, GENERALLY AMAZING LESBIANS THAT MAKE ME WISH I WAS A LESBIAN, WHO THE FUCK COUGHED ON THE COOKIES, EENA'S FOTO FACE, 14 YR OLD BAD ASS DJ CREWS, GIANT AFROED GUYS IN BOWTIES, HOT BUT MARRIED VENENZUALAN BALLERINAS, POP LOCKING DANNISH HOES (COPPENHAGEN CITY POPPERS STAND UP!!)

FUCKING BERLIN!!

WOW.
LOOK.
IT'S NOT OVER.
THE TOUR'S NOT ACTUALLY OVER...STILL DOING IT. DOGGYSTYLE.
MIAMI VICE STYLE. SPOEK IS IN HIDING. BUT WILL COME OUT OF HIS
DEEP COVER...OR RATHER MY DEEP COVER ON SATURDAY FOR THE BERLIN SHOW!!
SWEAT.X.
JAKE THE RAPPER.
PARTYSHANK.
WAST IT GRRLLZ

ROYAL RUMBLE

WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME...I'VE PRETTY MUCH SPENT TOO MUCH SHADE TALKING ABOUT US...NOW I WILL MOVE ONTO THE CONTENDERS...THE ONES (ALONGSIDE US) WHO HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE GREAT!!

HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE A NEVER ENDING LIST OF PEOPLE WHO GET HIGH RATINGS AND NOT JUST REAMS OF VENEZUALAN AMATEUR BAILE MCS...THAT GAVE HANDJOBS OR BUS TICKETS. LASTLY AND POSSIBLY MOST IMPORTANTLY I ASSURE YOU IT WILL NEVER FEATURE ANYONE HOLDING A SAXOPHONE.

KISSES.

PS. SORRY...TOUR FATIGUE AND TOO MANY TROUBLES TO BLOG HAD ME ABSENT...UPDATES...COME...I WILL BACKTRACK ON A BITCH IF I GOTTA!!

GOING DUTCH...I WON'T PAY!

THIS WEEKEND WE'RE PLAYING HOLLAND!

WHILE MARKUS GOES BACK TO HIS MOTHERLAND I WILL BE DUCKING HOOKERS, DUCKING DUCKS, DUCKING GETTING SEARCHED, DUCKING GETTING HIGH,
...MOSTLY JITTING IN WOODEN SHOES

HOLLANDERS PAKAMISA!!

SHAKE AND POP!!

PICS FROM THE PARIS SOCIAL CLUB PARTY...SHAKE AND POP...WITH THE BOOTYCALL CREW, ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD, THE CARPS AND THE COOL KIDS
courtesy of paris social club...and sexxxy photographer

"TECHNO IS FOR PEOPLE BORN FROM THE ASSHOLE"

GOD. DID MY FAIR BIT OF DUCK AND DIVE THIS WEEKEND.
TRIED TO BE TOUR HERO NOW I'M BANG SICK...HOLED UP IN BERLIN HIGH RISE.
LYON WAS BIG. PARIS WAS BIGGER. LONDON TOWN GOT THICK OVER TWO DAYS. GOT WET.


EVENTFUL DAYS IN BERLIN.
EXTREME COOCH POTATO STYLE, STREAMING JUICE AT HYPER LOW
QUALITY MAKING OMAR EPPS AND TUPAC LOOK TRES PIXEL ART,
WATCHING SITCOMS..COUGHING AND REFUSING TO LEAVE THE APARTMENT.
UNLESS I HAVE TO.

DETROIT GRAND PUBAHS HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME COMPANY
CHECK THIS DJ JOAKIM "SLAP IT ON REMIX" OF BIG ONION


LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT...DESPITE MY CHRONIC FATIGUE AND
LEAKING FACE PIECE...AND THE PARACETAMOL, WHICH SPECIFICALLY
DEMANDED I DON'T DRINK ANY BEER OR RISK MILD CANCER.

I MADE A DATE WITH DANIEL HAAKSMAN OF MAN RECORDINGS...
HE'S BANG COOL...AND PUT ME ONTO SOME MUSIC HE'S RELEASING...STUFF LIKE:
EDU K

MC GRINGO (WHO IS GERMAN LIVING IN RIO)


WE TO SEE JESSE ROSE PLAY (WHO I HAD ONLY VAGUELY HEARD OF BEFORE BUT WAS ASSURED BY THE INTERNATION DJ DATABASE RANKS 6888 IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE...AND IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN RIGHT)...IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A HOLE IN THE WALL LITTLE DINGESPOT ACROSS THE ROAD FROM MY BERLIN HIGHRISE HOUSING PROJECT.

HERE'S A SO-SO REMIX HE DID OF VONSTROKE;S 'WHISTLER' TUNE


AND HERE ARE SOME AUSTRALIANS DANCING TO HIM DJ


MET ONE OF THE GRECO ROMAN DUDES FROM LONDON (WHO I HAD PREVIOUSLY WRESTLED WITH IN AN IPOD BATTLE IN PARIS)...
CHECK THE GRECO ROMAN MYSPACE
BIGGLE. THEY ABOUT TO RELEASE A SEXY SCOT CALLED DRUMS OF DEAT...MORE ON THAT IN A BIT.

CREEP FACTOR

GREEN VELVET - STALKER

MILANO: MEAT 'PON YOUR GALY'S FACE!!

AND THERE I AM WRESTLING MIC WITH THE DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
GALS IN MILANO... WHICH TURNED INTO GETTING STALKED UP AND MANNED
IN THE BACKSTAGE... A LIGHT CATFIGHT OVER A MILD RACIAL SLUR...
AND AT LEAST ONE BREAST FALLING OUT OF THE TOP.

LIPSTICK ON TEETH IS NOT A GOOD LOOKY.

MILAN WAS DANGER. FIERCE.

187 ON THAT ASS

SHOUTS TO EVERYONE WHO TURNED MILAN ON ITS ASS LAST WEEKEND...DON'T FUCK ABOUT WAS TICK!! MADNESS (BOOB HANGIN OUT, SHAKER BANGIN, LIPSTICK SMUDGING MADNESS)!!

THIS WEEKENDS BIG!
WE'RE DOING LYON THEN PARIS THEN LONDON TOWN!!

LYON WITH THE JARRING EFFECTS CREW



PARIS WITH ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD OUTTA LONDON, CHI-TOWN BADDUDES COOL KIDS AND THOSE CANADIAN ZOUKIN' PUNKS THE CARPS!! AND OF COURSE WE'LL BE DOING THE NASTY. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!







ps.
OUR LOVE IS A 187