Wednesday, April 9, 2008

ROYAL RUMBLE 1: GAMEBOY/GAMEGIRL

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IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY...PRETEND: GAMEBOY/GAMEGIRL

I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT THEY MAKE MY NATURE RISE...
IN A WAY AUSTRALIANS SHOULDN'T EVER!!

IF THIS WAS THE ROYAL RUMBLE...MARKUS AND I WOULD BE WARN OUT FROM PRE-SHOW BRAWLING ...THE LIGHTS WOULD DIM...THE SPARKLEY SPARKLES WOULD SPARKLE...AND WITH A WIERD AUSTRALIAN TWANG, EVERYONE WOULD HEAR, "HEEEEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING??!?!"...AND EVERYONE IN THE ARENA WOULD BE FUCKED DUE TO THAT MIAMI HORROR BEAT THAT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT PUMP YOUR BACK TO.

I FIRST HEARD THEM IN A SHITTY BEATEN UP FORD IN DURBAN...RUSHING TO A SHOW. MALCOLM WAS CUSSING US OUT FOR "BEING TOO COOL TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE"...MALCOM WAS BEING A DICK...WE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MALCOLM.

THIS IS THEIR NEW VIDEO:



GET THEIR DEBUT EP GOLDEN GHETTO SEX NOW {{OOH LA LA...IT FEATURES OUR FAVOURITE MUPPETS THE ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD...I REPEAT, OOH LALA}}!!!

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