REMIXALONE DOES 187 COVER ART

REMIXALONE IS DOING OUR NEW ALBUM COVER...
OH GOD.
I AM SUCH A DUNCE.
LET ME START AT THE TOP.
MARKUS AND I ARE SWEAT.X
WE OWN A LARGE PART OF THIS HERE EARTH.
WE ARE RELEASING OUR NEW EP, WHICH IS CALLED 187 (OUR LOVE IS A 187)

REMIXALONE...COOOOOOOOOOOOOL ASS FRENCHMAN IS DOING THE COVER ART...YES, HE'S BEEN SUBJECTED BY MY OVERSPECIFICATION AND DOUBLE TALKING.

FRESH FROM WORKS WITH DAMAGED GOODS, STEED LORD AND BORN TO FILM, THE KID IS COOKING UP SOMETHING ESPECIALLY SPECIAL FOR US!! LIKE THE JETSETTING NDEBELE THAT I IS, I HAD A MEET AND GREET WITH HIM IN A PIZZERIA IN CENTRAL BORDEAUX...WHICH TURNED INTO A NASTY DRUNK NIGHT OF UNIMAGINABLE FUN!! WE GOT KICKED OFF A BOATPARTY, HAD A DRUNK STUDIO PHOTOSHOOT AND HOUSE PARTIED 'TILL WE FORGOT EVERYONE'S NAMES. HE'S DEADCOOL...AND I AM BANG GLAD HE'S HE GUY

ED BANGER PARTY PARIS

OOOH...I ALMOST FORGOT ON OF THE FUNNEST NIGHTS I HAD IN A LONG ASS TIME!! MARVY THE PIMP (THE HOMEY IN PARIS WHO GOT MARKUS AND I TO PLAY AT PARIS SOCIAL CLUB FOR SHAKE AND POP 1) LET ME BE HIS PIMP APPRENTICE IN PARIS LAST WEEK...AFTER A STRETCH OF STRESS OF THE PARTY BEING ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO...HE GOT US ON THE BOAT. IT TURNED OUT TO BE A WILD ASS PARTY!! MET THE WHOLE ED BANGER CREW...ATRACK KILLED IT...BUSY P KNEW ME FROM THE SCHITT I DID WITH THE KID DJEDJOTRONIC...AND MARVY IS A SAINT...THE SAINT OF PIMPIN'!! DAHA DAHA!!

ROYAL RUMBLE 5: AFRIKAN BOY

AFRIKAN BOY - LIDL

TRYING TO FIGHT A NIGERIAN FAIR IS LIKE BRINGING A POCKET KNIFE TO A PANGA FIGHT, YOU WILL LOSE. THEY HIT HARD, BITE AND WILL SELL YOUR LIVER ON EBAY WHEN THE FIGHT IS DONE. THIS KID IS ESPECIALLY VISCIOUS WITH THE SWAGGER...EVERYONE IN THE RING IS MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE...BUT THIS DUDE HAS THE EXTRA SPECIAL SPOT BECAUSE HE'S PUSHING THAT NAIJA STYLE SO DAMN STRONG!!



PLUS THE KID HAS LYRICS AND ENOUGH SWAGGER...FUCK THAT MORE THAN ENOUGH...HE'S THE FULL PACKAGE I THINK!! I HOPE AND PRAY HE MAKES THE CLASSIC ALBUMS...PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.I HOPE HE CAN DO IT! HE'S SMART, I KNOW HE CAN



LIVE



OLD VIDEO OF THE KID ON A 3STYLE TING!! OLU OLU OLU 'PON ROAD LIKE CHEWING GUM.



SOME MORE NAIJA STYLINGS FROM THE JUJUMAN

WIFED

THUG HUGS AND FIST KISSES

THE KID IS IN SWEDEN

EVERYTHING IS GOING SO FUCKING COOL...JUST SMASHED THE PLAYDOE TOUR WITH SCI FI AND I AM NOW JUST EATING CHILLI COATED NUTS IN BED...FIGHTING WITH A FAT CAT NAMED MIKE TYSON FOR A GIRL'S AFFECTION.

LIFE IS GOOD.



I WENT TO SEE MAPEI AND BUNNY RABBIT AT A LESBIAN PARTY IN UPSALLA ON SATURDAY...ALOT OF DRAWN ON MOUSTACHES AND SPIKEY CREW CUTS...FOR THE MOST PARTS IT WAS ALL OF MY NASTIEST FANTASIES GONE WRONG...LESBIANS MAKE FOR LAME RAVERS. NOT NEARLY WILD ENOUGH. SO HALF HEARTED. BECAUSE I'M CHEAP AND TACKY I'LL COMPARE IT TO THE GAY RAVER CREWS I KNOW THAT I KNOW...THE LESBOS NEED TO FUCKING MAN UP!! THEY ACT LIKE WHITE MEN...GAYS OUT THERE ACTING LIKE HYPER BLACK WOMEN...WHO PARTIES BETTER???

BUNNY RABBIT'S SHOW WAS QUITE BLAND...ALTHOUGH SHE'S INFINITELY SEXXXY OR SOMETHING...IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.
MAPEI SMASHED IT THOUGH.
I KINDA HATE MAPEI BY NOW...CAUSE SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SHE IS...LIKE I THINK SHE COULD REALLY BE DOING SOME MIND BLOWING SHIT, BUT SHE SPENDS HALF HER SHOW SLOPILY FREESTYLING BATTLING GHOSTS...SNORE...WHEN SHE DID ACTUAL TRACKS AND LYRIC IT WAS DUPPY SEASON!! MURDER!! SO FUCKING HOTT...SHE NEEDS A FUCKING PEP TALK OR SOMETHING!!
ON THE UPSIDE...SHE WAS IN AN ELECTRIC BLUE SKINTIGHT ONEPIECE BODYSUIT THING...AND HAS A GREAT BODY...PLUS SHE HAS TWO VOGUEING BACKUP DANCERS AND A GAY HYPEMAN WHO CALLS HER A TWO DOLLAR HOE...AND YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT WITH A CRICKET BAT! HE WAS FUCKING GREAT...HE SHOULD DO A TRACK ON THE SHOW!!! JUST A SUGGESTION

I AM INTRIGUED BY BLACK CRACKER FROM BUNNY RABBIT...I WOULD SAY DRAWN IF I DIDN'T FEAR A PUNCH IN THE FACE...HER TONE AND MANNERISMS



THUG HUGS AND FIST KISSES
SPOEK*JUSTMARRIED*MATHAMBO

I LEAVE YOU WITH THE KING YELLOW

YOU`LL FIND US COVERED IN MUD

YOU KNOW THE CLUB DADDY DADDY MARKUS LAN WORMSTORM LORD JACK OF KINGS THE OTHER HALF OF SWEAT.X AND ALL ROUND DEVIANT, WELL HE`S GOT SOME NEW SCHITT TO BLOW YOUR WIG BACK.

CHECK HIS NEW GAMEBOY GAMEGIRL REMIX AND HIS TRACK WITH CHI CHI SICKENING

ROYAL RUMBLE 4: OTTO VON SCHIRACH

I MET MY NEW HERO LAST NIGHT.
OTTO VON SCHIRACH.
IN MERSAILLE.
TOUGH AS NAILS, COOL AS FUCK.

OTTO IS BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
OTTO IS WIERDER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
AND NOW OTTO IS STRONGER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

SOMEONE ASKED HIM HOW HE HAD GOTTEN SO HENCH..;LIKE IF HE`S PUMPING WEIGHTS OR SOMETHING AND HE`S LIKE, `NAH, JUST DOING DICK PUSHUPS MAN...JUST BONING LOADS`.
MY FRIEND SIMON LOOKS AT HIS COVER EARLIER AND GOES...`DO YOU THINK HIS MOTHER`S PROUD OF HIM?`

THIS IS HIM FUCKING PRINCE`S WHEN DOVES CRY.

AZANIAN DISKO 3000!!

GAZELLE'S NEW VIDEO!

IT'S FUCKING RETARDED THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED ABOUT HIM BEFORE.
HE'S LIKE OUR TOTAL HOMEBOY ON THE SCENE IN SOUTH AFRIKA!!!



FUCK A ROYAL RUMBLE...HOMEBOY SNATCHED THE BELT!!
HE'S BEEN SUCH A GOOD HOMEY AND INSPIRATION AND HOPEFULLY WE GONNA GET TO DO BIG THINGS TOGETHER!!

MISS SUNDAY

GRIZZLE!!

I'M SITTING HERE LIKE DORKUS MAXIMUS
IN THE HOTEL LOBY

I NOTICE A GANG OF DISTINCTLY GROSS GERMANSQUE MIDDLE AGE GUYS HANGING OUT AT THE BAR ENTERTAINING THE RECEPTION LADY WITH THE WOODEN LEG...WITH A PLETHORA OF GERMAN CRUDITIES I IMAGINE...

IN ROLLS 20 HOOKERS. SCREAMING AND LAUGHING. BRIGHTLY DECKED OUT IN ALL KINDS OF DOLCES AND FENDIS AND ARMANIS.

THE LADY WITH THE WOODEN LEG SENSES THAT ALL IS NOT RIGHT WITH THE LADIES THAT JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. SHE CAN SMELL A WHORE FROM A MILE AWAY.

SHE PROCEDES TO TRY KICK OUT THE 20 HOOKERS...SOME SCURRY FOR THE ELEVATOR...OTHERS HIT THE STAIRS.

THE WHORES WANT IN!

WOODEN LEG RECEPTIONIST STARTS HURLING RACIAL SLURS AND OBSCENITIES...THAT I GATHER BECAUSE THE DARKER OR THE HOOKERS STARTING SCREAMING "RACIST" AND THROWING SCHITT {{MOSTLY TOWN MAPS AND HOTEL PAMPHLETS}} ALL OVER THE LOBY.

SHIT GETS DEEP IN THE LOBBY
AT 4 IN THE MORNING

NOBODY GOT LAID DOWN.

NEW JUSTICE VIDEO
HOW FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS SCHITT.
WISH I VDOE\D THIS HOOKER SITUATION...THIS IS SOME SHIT THAT'LL HAVE ME ON PERMANENT STAKEOUT...{STEAKOUT}?

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CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED!!!!

TOUR VANS ARE SOMBRE VESSELS

so you need friends.

I HAVE IGGY POP WITH ME

HE'S A FUNNY FRIEND

I'M PRETTY FUCKING BORED.