Saturday, May 3, 2008

GRIZZLE!!

I'M SITTING HERE LIKE DORKUS MAXIMUS
IN THE HOTEL LOBY

I NOTICE A GANG OF DISTINCTLY GROSS GERMANSQUE MIDDLE AGE GUYS HANGING OUT AT THE BAR ENTERTAINING THE RECEPTION LADY WITH THE WOODEN LEG...WITH A PLETHORA OF GERMAN CRUDITIES I IMAGINE...

IN ROLLS 20 HOOKERS. SCREAMING AND LAUGHING. BRIGHTLY DECKED OUT IN ALL KINDS OF DOLCES AND FENDIS AND ARMANIS.

THE LADY WITH THE WOODEN LEG SENSES THAT ALL IS NOT RIGHT WITH THE LADIES THAT JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. SHE CAN SMELL A WHORE FROM A MILE AWAY.

SHE PROCEDES TO TRY KICK OUT THE 20 HOOKERS...SOME SCURRY FOR THE ELEVATOR...OTHERS HIT THE STAIRS.

THE WHORES WANT IN!

WOODEN LEG RECEPTIONIST STARTS HURLING RACIAL SLURS AND OBSCENITIES...THAT I GATHER BECAUSE THE DARKER OR THE HOOKERS STARTING SCREAMING "RACIST" AND THROWING SCHITT {{MOSTLY TOWN MAPS AND HOTEL PAMPHLETS}} ALL OVER THE LOBY.

SHIT GETS DEEP IN THE LOBBY
AT 4 IN THE MORNING

NOBODY GOT LAID DOWN.

NEW JUSTICE VIDEO
HOW FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS SCHITT.
WISH I VDOE\D THIS HOOKER SITUATION...THIS IS SOME SHIT THAT'LL HAVE ME ON PERMANENT STAKEOUT...{STEAKOUT}?

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