Sunday, May 11, 2008

ROYAL RUMBLE 4: OTTO VON SCHIRACH



I MET MY NEW HERO LAST NIGHT.
OTTO VON SCHIRACH.
IN MERSAILLE.
TOUGH AS NAILS, COOL AS FUCK.

OTTO IS BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
OTTO IS WIERDER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
AND NOW OTTO IS STRONGER THAN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

SOMEONE ASKED HIM HOW HE HAD GOTTEN SO HENCH..;LIKE IF HE`S PUMPING WEIGHTS OR SOMETHING AND HE`S LIKE, `NAH, JUST DOING DICK PUSHUPS MAN...JUST BONING LOADS`.
MY FRIEND SIMON LOOKS AT HIS COVER EARLIER AND GOES...`DO YOU THINK HIS MOTHER`S PROUD OF HIM?`

THIS IS HIM FUCKING PRINCE`S WHEN DOVES CRY.











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